I love your signs. You know the ones I mean... on I-95 south? You know... the ones that "enforce" your new laws concerning mobile phones. Haha. You're so funny, New Jersey. You have that coy humor I wouldn't trade for the world... even New York City. How did you come up with the very self-aware phrase?:
NJ LAW:
PUT THE CELL
PHONE DOWN
PHONE DOWN
How do you just know that everyone who sees that is talking on the phone (or in my case, playing Angry Birds?) You're just so smart, New Jersey. That's why I love you, even if I have to drive through inexplicable Bronx traffic at 1 in the afternoon, and past at least four bottles of what is clearly urine to get to you.
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