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Fun fact: I do a bad job of forecasting my future, especially with events that deal with intimate relations.
For example, as a freshman in high school, a fresh fourteen year old, I assumed that I would be getting to second base within the next year. WHA?! As I remember, I couldn't watch people making out in movies until I was... 18? And I didn't have my first kiss until I was 15... so clearly freshmen have no fucking clue what they're talking about.
Didn't get to second base for another... four years!
Above I've posted a link to an entry I wrote when I was 19. It guessed that I would be a virgin into my late twenties. All I can say for that is.... "not... accurate."
So I guess I'll just follow this trend and forecast when I'll be getting married, because that seems to be the hip new thing everybody in my age group is doing. I will be married by the time I am 24. Either in July or February.
That is three years. Okay. Ready.... Go!
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