A sorry if this is rude and/or offensive,
B but please entertain my neuroses:
A what is the chance you are HIV+?
C because i'm an obsessive hypochondriac
D so, me dying of AIDS?
C throws my holiday cheer out of whack.
Ei'm really just looking for a "you are crazy"
E or: "very unlikely though the stats are a tad hazy."
E i'd text you but i am too lazy.
E other STDs would not phase me.
F but dying? ay, there's the rub.
F i'm never getting plastered; never again for a pub.
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