Wouldn't it be awesome if I was a rapper? I was thinking about it, there are two types of women*. R&B singers and female rappers. Why? They don't need to do it. The music world is traditionally flooded with men--but how many XX rappers do you know? What compels them to enter into such a world? (Female rappers= Trina, Lil' Mama, Missy Elliott; can you think of any more?)
Oh man, but if I could I would totally be a rapper. I'm not a very good singer or speaker, so I don't know why I assume I could ever choose between the two occupations. I guess one can and shall always dream.
pink plaid, orange cardigan,
a warning to boys,
i'm poisonous.
but i get a polar reaction
i get to feeling adventurous
this dude's staring blanky
at me like an acephalous
it's guys like you that make
me wanna be abstentious
make me spit acidiferous
i raise a fist doused in ice
deck you with middle finger
can't be nice when dealing with common teenage vice
an absolute zero stare ensures you don't linger.
*clearly there are more. i just like simplifying things to their extremes.
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