Sunday, April 18, 2010

rap battle 101

so I'm going to be a female rapper. i figure i can practice while i'm up in the canopy above the rainforests of costa rica. so i'm going to work on lyrics.

rap battle 101: insult your opponent's sexual ablities.

if i weren't this pretty, i'd be in jail
you make it rain? damn, i'll make it hail
cause you're a cocksucking motherfucker, and i'm not
i'm a warrior princess and you're a whining biotch
you talk bout poppin pussies but you ain't got the stamina
unsatisfied bitches complain about having to ride on top of ya

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