I think I'll start posting more, since college really IS boring. So much free time... *sigh*. Anyway, I'll talk about this (and by this, I mean yesterday's) morning, since it was scary...
HELLO! I AM A HYPOGLYCEMIC ZOMBIE CRAVING SAUSAGE EGG MCMUFFINS!!
If you didn't know, I have diabetes. It is a rather fun illness, in that I get to scare people with my needles. I usually wake up in the morning a little low, meaning I need sugar, right away, or I will eventually slip into a coma, start shaking, and eventually, die. This morning, however, I woke up lower than low, and was sent stumbling out the door to find breakfast. Why I didn't simply buy a coke or a powerade from the vending machines is beyond me. I believe my blood sugar was so incredibly low, that my brain couldn't compute it, and so went about making me do things that I didn't actually want to do.
To save you from a boring account of EVERYTHING I can remember, I will simply state my morning as such: Twenty minutes after getting into my car, I arrived back at the freshmen parking lot with a sausage egg mcmuffin (why sausage? I don't even like sausage!) and a large sprite.
Honestly, I don't remember coming or going, just walking back up the hill, talking to myself (How the hell did I get a sausage egg mcmuffin?! I hate sausage egg mcmuffins! How am I still alive anyway?!), and pondering if perhaps the only reason God keeps me alive is to send me on crazy hypoglycemic quests.
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